The Lego Contest Where You COULD HAVE Won A Blowjob ;)

 

Gentlemen, stop building your Lego creations.

Eager (and thirsty) hopefuls looking to score a blowjob from Christy Mack will have to find other means to do so, as she has officially ended her Twitter contest that stated the guy who created the best Lego creation would receive some attention from her famous (and talented) mouth.

Mack announced she was ending the famed Lego-building competition because somebody’s legal team told her it was in her best interest to do so.

The bj competition is off due to lawyers not liking my twitter content. I think it's because they didn't win the competition.

— Christy Mack (@ChristyMack) January 28, 2014

Believe it or not, the issue wasn’t with what some referred to as prostitution, but rather the fact that she was using the “Lego” name.

@awebb548 the problem was me using "lego" at all

— Christy Mack (@ChristyMack) January 28, 2014

Fear not, however, as she may have, in fact, found a loophole to the system after all.

But I guess if people want to build something out of colorful, snap together, painful to step on, 18+ "toys" who am I to stop them? Lol

— Christy Mack (@ChristyMack) January 28, 2014

Now that there is a loophole, will you be joining the competition ?

SOURCE: ELITEDAILY.COM

Fresh Video: YouTube’s 2013 Rewind

We simply thought you might enjoy this mashup rewind of this years greatest moments.

Burlesque Dancer Twerks To Beethoven, Which Is As Amazing As It Sounds

A video of Chicago-based burlesque performer Michelle L’Amour is having a well-deserved viral moment right now — because she’s twerking the shit out of some classical music. And it’s genius.

The performance proves that sometimes it’s the simplest on-stage concepts that are the most successful: L’Amour makes a grand entrance in a cropped tuxedo jacket, fishnet stockings and a skimpy little bowtie thong, sits down on a comfy piano chair and twerks her way through a recording Beethoven’s “Fifth Symphony.” It’s hypnotic, and it makes me feel a lot better about what happens when I’m on the treadmill at the gym — turns out I’ve been recreating orchestral music with my ass cheeks too. I just didn’t know I was that highbrow.

SOURCE: COSMOPOLITAN.COM

Fresh Laugh for Your Monday: Parody to Kanye West’s Bound 2 By James Franco & Seth Rogen

James Franco and Seth Rogen are currently shooting their newest film, ‘The Interview’. While on set, both actors decided to recreate their new favorite video, Bound 2, scene by scene. This parody will be sure to brighten up your Monday.

In honor of this being Thanksgiving Week, we are thankful to have run across this video and for there two actors. Be sure to check out their parody video.

Also, if you haven’t checked it out yet, below is Kim and Kanye’s version of Bound 2.

Enjoy !

So Fresh Fun: The World’s Tallest Waterslide

Either that or there’s going to be a lot of squished people needing to be scraped off the tiles at the deep end. Currently under construction at the Schlitterbahn park in Kansas City, the Meg-a-Blaster slide will open in Spring 2014, dropping people from nearly 140 feet up.

The current tallest waterslide in the world is Brazil’s Insano, standing 134.5 feet high, with riders hitting speeds of 62.5 mph. The Meg-a-Blaster should go a little faster and, with a second hill at the bottom and my lack of a physics degree leaving me flummoxed, I can’t see how people won’t go flying off the end of the flume and into the sunset.

Are you down to tackle this slide? Let us know your thought’s!

Fresh Costumes: Are You Ready For Halloween? Check Out American Apparel

 

Check out American Apparel for your Halloween costume needs! The Unisex Skeleton top and bottom is on its way. Go get your Skeleton costume and much more HERE!

WTF Moment Of The Day! [Photo]

This is just crazy.. I mean we like video games, and it’s nothing like a good game of NBA 2K14, GTAV or Call of Duty. But when your significant other smashes your PS3 because you’ve failed to give her sexual pleasure, that’s a serious red flag. Whomever this guy is that had this happen to him, we can fill your pain but at the same time you had this coming. Next time put the controller down and give your significant other some attention and save yourself a whole lot of grief.

Fresh Photo: Checkout This Smart, Double – Entendre Typography Logo [Photo]

This is really cool, especially because the logo is very clever  without ‘forcing’ the typography.

The Laugh of the Day: @BigGhostFase “Nothing Was The Same”Album Review

It’s Friday… the end of a crazy week in hip-hop, which was dominated by Drake. While dropping a new video and a new album “Nothing was the same” and a sold out interview session with Elliot Wilson. It was all Drake all of the time this week. Well one of our favorite bloggers “Big Ghost Face” who is notorious for his album reviews had us in tears . Checkout an excerpt of his review of “Nothing Was The Same” below.

Ayo whattup…you now back in the presence of the one n only grand imperial Hands Of Zeus aka the illustrious Thor Molecules aka the mighty Cocaine Biceps…otherwise known as Shampoo Bracelets the panty melter…also known as the one n only Galaxy Knuckles or Broccoli Bundles the almighty… Yall might also kno me as ya boy Big Ghost aka Volcano Hands the inventor of slaps… Otherwise you might kno me as Phantom Raviolis or the grand immaculate Spartacus Deluxe. I kno what yall prolly thinkin…THIS NIGGA DONE CAME UP…HE HOLLYWOOD…LOOK AT ALL THIS EXTRAVAGANTISM B…OH MY GAWD. I feel you my nigga….I sense theres animosity n whatever whatever. I done started from the bottom n now Im here…straight up n down. I aint ashamed bout none of that. Im gettin this cake n Imma still be givin yall the raw uncut while I enjoy this luxurious splendor. Jus lemme flourish tho. Anyways yo….we aint here for all that so the gawd gon cut the introductions short so we can get this shit on n pippin.

Aight so once again we here to discuss the latest release from a dude who prolly gon need no introductions but Imma introduce him anyways namsayin…Yall might knohim as that owl-obsessed Aaliyah stan from the great white north wit the exotic budgie tat n the wild flamboyant hand gestures that makes bout 63 questionable facial expressions per minute while hoppin around on stage in a tank top who installed a a showerhead that sprays lavender scents into the air n a stripper pole in his crib n calls hisself Champagne Papi– but yo…hol up son… I mean only in this fake ass industry can you go from bein a silver spoon swallowin jewgro witta blend of melted butter n warm Ovaltine flowin thru ya bloodstream playin a paraplegic lame on a corny teen soap opera to becomin besties witta fake Blood who looks like a cross between a gremlin, a cabbage patch doll n a chupacabra n call yaself Champagne Papi n still be crazy respected by ya peers b… We talmbout a dude who done made songs so moist they could tenderize a steak if you left it in front of the speaker… Songs that could hydrate ya skin n cleanse ya pores n shit… Songs that could make swans appear at ya doorstep… Shit that could pasteurize milk. But yall guessed it…its the AJ Soprano of rap hisself…the 2013 Chandler Bing…the Human Rollerblade…Drizzy Drake.

See the full review here: Big Ghost Face

#WCW Double feature: @MiracleWatts00 & @ClaudiaLNelson

Today is #WCW and we’ve got a double treat for our readers. We have two beautiful Models to showcase on our #WCW post of the week.

Up first, this Houston Bombshell is starting to make a regular appearance on MediaTakeout and is being touted as the new Megan Good (That’s saying a lot as well love us some Megan Good).  Her crazy frame and beautiful skin tone is enough to make any woman/man go Coo Coo for Cocoa Puffs lol. Miracle Watts is quickly becoming the new “it girl” and we’re looking forward to seeing more of her…

Follow @MiracleWatts00 on Twitter & IG

Miracle Watts

Miracle Watts

Miracle Watts

Up next this Bay Area Model who has caused quite a stir from her appearance in “The Dream’s” new video IV Play, and her dope Ink just oozes sex appeal. Claudia L Nelson is all about staying fit and looking good. With her stunning looks we’re sure to see her in more videos and fashion spreads. She’s definitely got next!

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Claudia L Nelson

Claudia L Nelson

Claudia L Nelson